Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Happy New Year!
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
work!!
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Fake!
Thursday, January 15, 2009
It's time to leave?
1. A very good webcam! ( any suggestions?)
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Guess
Dont have an affair! =)
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work .
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard,
not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Man says: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$1,000.'
A few weeks later it happened again ,
and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have soccer boots.'
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: 'How much?'
The Boy says :'$5,000.'
The Man says: 'Fine, I will buy them.'
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
'Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game.'
The Boy says: 'I can't, I sold them for $ 6,000.'
The Father says: 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that... $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess your 'SINS.'
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Priest says: 'Don't start that again!'
THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE !
Monday, January 12, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
Job Hunting.
We Are Happy Enemies,
Thursday, January 8, 2009
long time meet up's
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Out out out...
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Another.. sleepless night i suppose?
The other day I'm sitting in a bar and grill when a panda walks in. He goes up to the bar and orders a ham sandwich. He eats the whole sandwich. When he finishes, he pulls out a pistol, shoots the guy behind the counter in the arm, and walks out.
Witnessing all this, I'm flabbergasted! I follow the panda out the door and catch up with him.
"What the heck are you doing?" I ask.
He turns around to face me.
"I'm a panda!" he says. "Look it up!" And he keeps walking.
At home later I get out my dictionary, turn to "P", and leaf through, page by page, until I find it:
Panda: a giant marsupial living in
Central Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.
Tact
The Commanding Officer at the army base calls Private Jones' Sargeant in to his office.
"We just got word that Jones' mom has passed away," says the Commander. "I want you to break the news to Jones. But don't just blurt out the news to him. Use a little tact, ok?"
The Sargeant goes back to his platoon. The men come out and line up for roll call.
"All soldiers with living mothers, step forward," the Sargeant shouts.
"Jones, step back."
7.40am..
I couldn't sleep. so i thought.. why not go jogging? maybe it would make me feel tired and all... Did it work? NO!!! or maybe not yet? hmm.. well.. i'm as awake as ever and i don't know what time i'll fall asleep.
p/s : it did work.. after 1 hour or so.. i slept like a pig until alan called me at 4something.. gr....
Love the one you want to be with,
Cherish them and never let them go.
Don't love the one because you feel pity,
Or you'll just regret doing so.